Saturday, August 29, 2009

Rainy days, not so "rainy"...

Where I grew up in the Midwest, when there was a beautiful day, you felt the overwhelming obligation to go OUT and take advantage of the weather.  You bolted out the door, never to return... well at least until your Mother called out the door that dinner was on the table.  These days were fairly few and far between, as it was either raining, snowing, 80 degrees below zero with the windchill, or boiling hot.  

But where I live now, it's beautiful all the time.  The concept of the weatherman, played by Steve Martin, pre-recording the weather in the movie 'LA Story' nails it, because it is ALWAYS 72 and sunny.  But that obligation factor still remains... consequently, every day, I still feel the need, when I wake up to get out and "Take advantage of the nice weather."  There is never that day when it rains, and you get to just sit inside and read a book... 

I went on vacation last year to the Pacific Northwest and when it rained for days, I relished the days with books and movies in a cabin in the woods with no near cell phone towers.  

Interestingly enough, my dear friend, we'll call her Tanti... feels as though this weather breeds a level of shallowness... which would explain the lack of depth in Californians... can't make plans, can't commit, can't have an opinion.  Her theory is that because we have such beautiful weather all the time, there are no days of struggling through the perils of bad weather, or alternatively, no days of staying stuck inside learning about each other or how to relate to each other, or connecting with each other.  

Just a thought for the day... It's enough we live these lives, behind our laptops and blackberries and iPhones...never really connecting with each other on a deep level... it's all about getting out in the sun... having fun... Don't get me wrong, it's not a bad thing... but where I live, I miss the times of sitting by the fire, playing card games, talking current events, family matters... and connecting and learning from one another...

So.... take a page from the Chicagoan, and take a friend to lunch and connect... really connect... xoxox.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Seeing things...

I got to thinking how funny it is that, when we really fall in love with the idea of something... or alternatively deathly fear something... we start to see it... everywhere...

I've been thinking how "keen" it would be to win the lottery lately... not the whole enchilada... just... ya know, 10 K... enough to solve a few problems and enough to have a little fun with... not enough to get in any trouble, insert wink here. So consequently, I have seen unending things about winning the lottery... lottery ads, $10,000, 10000 things.... all over the place. Remember though this works both ways... if I had a pregnancy scare... I'd see pregnant women, "Baby on Board" signs, and strollers... EVERYWHERE! I have a friend who wants a new car... and he sees the SPECIFIC one, everywhere he goes, as if it's taunting him...

Ever hear yourself or anyone else for that matter say, "I had a feeling something bad was going to happen!" And then, like magic, something bad happened?? Quantum Physics Baby. Quantum Physics.

Someone once compared me to the abominable snowman in Bugs Bunny... I have a lot of Love and Energy, and sometimes, I can be accused of being a bit what I call "...luv 'em, n' kiss 'em, n' squeeze 'em, and call 'em George!" And in that same line of thinking... if you crave something so desperately that you, well, squeeze it to death... you'll never get it... So thinking of things, good or bad, brings something of that nature into your reality... and then adamantly going after something, chasing it as if you'll never actually attain it, will push it further from you, like "flipped" magnets.... hmmm....

A good example of this... I once saw a very handsome man at HomeDepot. He chatted with me and gave me pointers on buying an electric drill. Definitely cute, but no phone numbers exchanged. I was disappointed but, a few weeks later, I thought of him... casually, and there he was... in front of me in line at Tuttini's Bakery, and then again, I went to see some romantic comedy, and decided, walking out of the theatre, to take a stroll down State, and there he was, just as I thought of him, walking out of a restaurant alone. We did in fact exchange numbers, and a kiss, and then went on a few dates... and he promptly moved to Seattle... (enter my brilliant luck, here!) But none the less... casual thoughts... equal... POOF! hm.

So I guess the lesson here.... whether you pick up the Quantum Physics note or not...  think of life like sitting in a Mexican Restaurant... you order a burrito, relax and wait... never worrying whether it will come out of the kitchen, or if they will bring Spaghetti instead, or maybe if it will NEVER come... you know it will, you ordered... why in hell wouldn't it come... so exactly that... Order life... life qualities, decisions, moments, people, things...

So cheers... Here's to POOFING!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Greatest Love Story Ever...

Here's a scene for you...

Charlotte lived a simple life, worked hard, dated, though unsuccessfully, fed the cat, gardened, ran with the dog, took painting classes... mid-thirties, lived in Carmel now, after many tours around the country with various jobs.  Runs a publishing company she started 5 years earlier.  And, incidentally, she is resolved to maybe NOT finding the one.....

Charlotte was planning a trip back east to visit her family, since she hadn't been in years there were many a brunches and cocktails planned to catch up with old friends and family.  Although, she was most excited to see her older sister Karen.  Ironically they secretly wished for a taste of each others lives. From the other sisters point of view, Charlotte had the exciting single life, traveling, casual strolls on the beach, dinner parties... and Karen having the white picket fence, 3 amazing kids, and doting husband to boot.

Upon arriving, and pollinating the first of the cocktail parites, she was asked if she was "attending Claire's wedding while she's in town??"  This is her brother-in-laws best friends sister.... now... try to keep up... the brother-in-law's, best friend's, sister, also had an older brother... And given the history, they all had over the years, everyone seemed to assume her invite.  However, that's part of the perils of moving away from the fold... you sometimes get forgotten on the invitation list.

All the same, Charlotte fondly remembered always having a crush on "him" and just as she is slipping into her day dream of younger years and past flirtations home from college breaks... someone mentions his name "Hey, Nate's going to be there... and I hear... he doesn't have a date...."  She stops to think "Shit, he's still single too... Nate... single.... too... "  She slowly repeats it a few times in her head until she comes to... only to find her sister already on the phone with Nate..."Sounds great... Perfect, OK... I'm so thrilled... and so is Charlotte... well then, See you at the rehearsal dinner!"  It was all settled, she was not only going to Claire's wedding with the rest of the gang... she was to be Nate's impromptu date for his sister Claire's wedding.

Charlotte, having always been the dumpy, but full of personality girl with a great sense of humor, had gone from unsuccessful dating, to not really dating, to drowning herself in her bathtub with mystery novels.... to moving to the coast and doing yoga with the rest of the "Romans..."  Ya know, while in Rome...  to joining a gym... to secretly and unbeknownst to anyone including herself, looking GRRRREAT.  So this blast from the past of a wedding date has her.... thinking.  But unlike her old self... she is handling it with grace, and her seasoned sense of humor.  She didn't even go buy a new dress... She wore that one she found while wondering through Saks for a lipstick... and walked out with the the perfect black dress, pencil skirt, cap sleeves, and a military collar, deep V neck line, with a wrap front.  Paired with a pair of chandelier earrings she bought at a thrift store in West Hollywood years before, and an impulse purchase of a pair of black Christian Louboutin's, she was accidentally exquisite.

She arrives at the rehearsal dinner with her sister, and her sister's family, to find everyone she vaguely ever remembered, having not lived at "home" in 20 years.  The first person she saw was, in fact, Nate. All that travel as a foreign correspondent has him looking unusually... smooth.  He turned, their eyes locked... her sister says "You remember Charlotte..."  Nate was silent for what seemed a year... "I don't remember you being this... "  Silence as he searched for his words.  Charlotte, confident, smiled gently.  "You don't look so bad yourself, Nate."  Another year of silence goes by until Nate suggests, "Drink?"  Charlotte, nods slowly, smirks.

All the catching up family interruptions put a crimp on the attempted reconnection between Charlotte and Nate.  However, there are undeniable splashes and bolts of lightening of common interests, similar theories of life, qualities of character... and the evening ends with bated breath and the anticipation of meeting again the next day at the wedding...

One dream filled night later, she arrives at the afternoon outdoor nuptials... Another flawless ensemble, pastel blue, flowy, square neck, chiffon skirt, tight bodice, grandmother's diamonds, and strapy sexy Channel pumps.... Nate of course looking devastating in a tux..... the ceremony seemed to take a millennium.  Winks and glances are exchanged... followed by the longest wedding dinner in history, with all the traditional announcements, chimes for kisses, and cake cutting... until finally the band strikes up. Nate coolly makes his way across the room.  Shaking hands with uncles and kissing aunties' cheeks.  Just in time, to find Charlotte sitting with her 6 year old niece Lila on her lap, sharing a piece of wedding cake at the corner table.

He waits a moment before interrupting, and then announces "Lila!!" She affectionately raises her hands,  to "Uncle" Nate... he lifts her easily, only to slyly relocate Lila to her papa's lap, "Hey, Bobby, take this will ya!"  He kisses Lila's cheek... And with a wink and a swift take of Charlotte's hand he guides her to the dance floor, just as the band starts to play "Everything."  As he turns to face Charlotte and take her firmly in his arms to dance, he whispers, "I've waited a long time for this dance."  She smiles, nods.  They fall endlessly into the nape of each other's necks.  He kisses the top of her right hand... and whispers "Where have you been?" She shakes her head.  He follows with... "Do you believe in love at first sight??"  Charlotte, "I do now."  And, they kiss... Charlotte would later describe it as "Planted, and juicy, and perfect!".... and long enough for the entire room to notice...

The many friends and family in the crowd, congratulating themselves for having had the good sense to fix Charlotte and Nate up after all these years...  turn again to admire the happy couple... but they're gone... slipped off the dance floor... catching the last glimpses of them... Nate is grabbing a bottle of old Scotch and 2 rocks glasses from the bartender, and Charlotte, unable to contain herself any longer, looks back, to catch her sister's eyes, and shake her head, she secretly and silently screams, squeezing her eyes shut tightly. Charlotte turns back in time with Nate, they smile and head for the garden...

I guess they were right... when you aren't looking... there he'll be... and he was.

Michael Bublé - Everything Live


Doesn't every woman want some delicious man to sing this song to her... or at the very least feel something close to this way about them.... whew.... nice.... xoxoxoxoxoxoxo love is in the air....

Are You F*cking Kidding Me? (Facebook Song) LIVE

Hilarious Video

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Starting today...

Ok... so last night... I'm having a great time with some new friends... and they decide... I MUST start blogging some of my stories... so here goes...

Knowing full well that no one will probably be reading this avidly or at all.. I'm just going to use this as an outlet for random thoughts I have... and today's thought of the day... is "Where are all the good men dead...? In the Heart or in the Head?" As Minnie Driver once said in Gross Pointe Blank...

So, Is it JUST ME?? I mean really, I don't get it... I've actually had dates that started with, and I quote, "Bartender, a bud lite and a shot of Cuervo!" Ones that went into detail about a chick they "banged" on their last business trip... and ones that literally fell off their chair at the nicest restaurant in town, from drinking, of all things, WHITE WINE?!?!

Where are all the real men, the men that open doors, and have opinions, and decency and depth, and interesting hobbies... these days I don't feel like it's even possible for women to keep up with men and their grooming habits... hair serums, teeth whitening, waxings, and let's not even talk about the "get ready" time in the bathroom...

Is it the crazy insatiable consumeristic nature of the US... the lack of real communication (I've had had friends have entire relationships start, happen and end all through text messaging)... or the baby boomers kids... AAHH...

I guess I'll keep waiting for that mystery man... who probably doesn't speak English... PERFECT! Maybe that CaveMan from those Geico commercials will come calling... until then... I'll keep writing... hope you enjoy... cheers!